TYPO

A lot of people wondered and asked me about my peculiar typing habits on instant messaging...

some of them find it literally offensive:

[anonymous isn't a single person]

anonymous: ingt tau
anonymous: bile ko dtg nnt take it with u
me: bring*
anonymous: wtv la

"anonymous has signed out. (3/13/2010 6:39 PM)"

me: okay...

.........

anonymous: u wanna peice of me?
me: piece*
anonymous: obv typo la dude
anonymous: u think i r stupid?
me: lol
me: can't help it...

.........

me: and i was like...
me: god, it tastes like crap!
me: it makes me wanna puke...
me: made*
anonymous: dah la tuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

.........

anonymous: pwnd
me: pwned*
me: kan..?
anonymous: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn
anonymous: puas?
me: cool...

.........

me: and...
me: i was like...
me: just standing there...
me: waiting...
me: in front of the office...
me: like a crazy person...
anonymous arab: please stop!!!!!!!!
me: stop what..?

anonymous arab: stop with the dot dot dot ............................1111!!!!!!!!!

me: owh, sorry...
me: sorry
me: without the dots*
anonymous arab: hehe

some find it entertainingly weird:

me: but tauren chieftan punya armor sikit gila kowt
anonymous: yeah
anonymous: chieftain suXXX lembap
me: chieftain*
anonymous: R-R-RRAAAMMMMMPPPPAAAAAAGGEEE!!!
anonymous: liks typo
anonymous: lol

.........

me: who's anynymous?
me: anonnymous*
me: anonymous*
anonymous: lol godpleasestophimfrombeinggay
me: damn, my fingers are frozen lah
anonymous: leks

This is just a fraction of it. My disorder goes far beyond but I kena go masak dinner. You should have a look inside my wallet; my cash is in numerical order, facing the same side...and don't even get me started on American dollars; I have those state-of-printing alphabets of each note (according to its price) alphabetically ordered. If they have the same state abbreviation, considering the first number of the numerical series that comes after is fine with me.


GRID is AIDS you moron!

CHEERS~!!