Loko tagged me...

1. Beside the lips, what is your favorite part to get kissed?
MA~: forehead
~LYQUE: neck...kinky much? muahahahaaa~

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
MA~: empty
~LYQUE: it's nausea

3.Who was the last person you took photos with?
MA~: Gemok Jr.
~LYQUE: I dunno because unfortunately I can't see dead people

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
MA~: I'm fine, thank you
~LYQUE: yeah right...what you see is what you get, so don't play dumb

5. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
MA~: have...definitely
~LYQUE: ditto...duh~

6. Do you want someone to be dead?
MA~: can I want someone to not be dead?
~LYQUE: can I kill "someone" myself?

7. What does your last text message say?
MA~: belated birthday wish
~LYQUE: bukan r bodoh...Orange

8. What are you thinking right now?
MA~: wanting to take a shower
~LYQUE: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

9. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
MA~: yeah
~LYQUE: nope...you know better not to moron

10. What was the time you went to bed last night?
MA~: 0200+
~LYQUE: he did...but I didn't...

11. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
MA~: ZARA
~LYQUE: I'm wearing my birthday suit

12. Is someone on your mind right now?
MA~: Adibah Noor...somehow...
~LYQUE: Adibah Noor? lol, you can do better than that kowt

13. Who was the last person who texted you?
MA~: some Maxis number
~LYQUE: some psycho stalker more like it


TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz:
MA~: everyone
~LYQUE: whatever

Tag, I'm it...

1. Apa Perasaan Anda Sekarang?

bosan tahap moksya

2. Saya nak makan...

marshmallows

3. Saya x suka...

DURIAN
*people keep telling me they makan durian; bajet aku heran arh? lol*

4. Impian saya...

ingin menjadi Presiden Amerika Syarikat

5. Haiwan yang saya x suka...

haiwan-haiwan yang berselesema
(eg: burung, babi...)

6. Saya harapkan...

mukjizat
*macam r kau nie baik sangat Malik*

7. Jika boleh putarkan masa...

maka rosak r jam aku

8. Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang?

bunyi cam application JPA/MARA jewh, baik aku pergi tulis essay uh

9. Handphone saya adalah sebuah?

alat untuk membunuh sel-sel otak

10. Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?

BERJUTA-JUTA kali

11. Saya suka pada...

seriously soalan nie pelik...aku tak tahu macam mana nak answer

12. Kawan-kawan saya...

psychopaths

13. Pernah dikhianati?

kalau berani khianat r aku, tengok r siapa yang end up kena khianat

14. Apakah yang anda hendak lakukan terhadap orang yg mengkhianati anda?

aku nak tanam dia hidup-hidup, then korek dia keluar balik...untuk ditanam buat kali kedua!!!

15. Senaraikan 8 org utk di tagged:

siapa-siapa jew arh...

Allahyarham King of Pop

Michael Jackson has been through endless series of gossips, problems and scandals. At the age of 50, Jackson passed away at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles yesterday...though he circumstances of his death were not clear. *just read about this

A snip-it from Yahoo! News:

"Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to the hospital"

Is it just me, or does the report on Jackson's death sound insulting?


Here are some of the descriptions used:

...fall from his throne in a freakish series of scandals...

...tragic end...

...farcical decline...
a. Resembling a farce; ludicrous.
b. Ridiculously clumsy; absurd.


...his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance...

...Jackson's death immediately evoked that of Presley himself, who died at age 42 in 1977...
*comparing a dead man to another dead man, classic!*

...became an increasingly freakish figure — a middle-aged man-child weirdly out of touch with grown-up life. His skin became lighter, his nose narrower, and he spoke in a breathy, girlish voice. He surrounded himself with children at his Neverland ranch, often wore a germ mask while traveling...

...molested a 13-year-old cancer survivor...
*which he was proven not guilty of; God knows, I don't*

...been accused of plying the boy with alcohol and groping him, and of engaging in strange and inappropriate behavior with other children...

Read It Full
*it was full of sarcastic remarks, that I'm definitely sure of*

I mean come on, one of the first reports on someone's death; is it really necessary to highlight all the mistakes he did when he was alive? What happened to honoring the dearly departed?

Whatever sick people, I've read other reports on death of other celebrities and they definitely don't do Jackson justice...do I hear conspiracy? LOL Whatever it is, I've read and here's what I've got to say about it...the rest is up for consideration.

May Allah have mercy on Mikaeel Jackson's soul
and may him rest in peace
...Al-Fatihah...

The news updated while I was typing this up; Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest, cause: unknown.

I know it's kinda late...but...

Paling SWEET

Family SMSes (except Ida; she commented me on Myspace...sah-sah credit dah habis, lol)

Abah:
Aslmkum happy birthday dr abah ummi and adik2. Kita doakan kejayaan awak. Be good. Study hard. Bday kek balik baru dapat la *my dad memang suka buat lawak*

Fiqa:
Malik! Happy brthday. Belajar elok elok. *cam sama jew wish Malik untuk Fiqa hari uh, hahaa*

Ida:
mne ade pndek ! *sebab mengutuk boyfriend dia pendek* ;P btw , happy birthday

Aliah:
Happy birthday!

Ni aliah lh... =P *my siblings keep changing their numbers sebab ramai orang pelik-pelik kacau*

. . .

Icha
happy birthday malik!may g0d bless u n may ur whole life b awes0me as awes0me as u dear fren =)

*sweet macam wisher dia r wish nieyh*
xOxO

Paling CAPUB

On Myspace Bulletin:

From: akmal latif
Date: Jun 21, 2009 1:30 PM
Subject: malik!!
Body: hepi besday!!!

*pipa...miss you!!!*

Paling Xley-Blah

Luke Skywalker, "You killed my father!"
Sith Lord Vader, "I am your...Lotfi!"
Padme Amidala, "-and I'm your mother." WTF???!!! lol

Yahoo! Messenger:

Sith Lord Vader: fuck u man
m@LyQuE ~: pergh...
m@LyQuE ~: kne carut agy...
m@LyQuE ~: huhu...
Sith Lord Vader: damn u
Sith Lord Vader: damn uuuuuuuuuu
Sith Lord Vader: lol
Sith Lord Vader: kne carut aja
Sith Lord Vader: lol
m@LyQuE ~: jap2...
m@LyQuE ~: b4 dat...
m@LyQuE ~: hri nie brp hri bulan eyh..?
Sith Lord Vader: weh happy bday weh
Sith Lord Vader: aku nomber brapa
Sith Lord Vader: da kul 1 am ka sni weh
Sith Lord Vader: my bday u dint wish me pun kan kan kan

Paling Out-of-Tune

The Birthday Song PARODY

On my Facebook wall:

Nasy Asyraf
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to 'Malyque' :),
happy birthday to you!!

*missing you loads dude*

. . .

Farrah Aien
Epy bday 2 u.
Epy bday 2 maleq.
Epy bday 2 u.
Mish u bAbe.
BAlek malaysia pat2.mybday dat m0nth! Ha3.

Paling Xde-Kaetan

On my Facebook wall:

Azri Asyraf
selamat... hari raya...

Paling Ridiculous

On my Facebook Wall-to-Wall:

Taza Latif
hyeeee malikkk
hw're u?
i miss u so much do
happy b'day btw!
;)

Malik Malyque Mahmud
hahaa...miss you too??? =P thanks...

Taza Latif
tu jai yg type kan. die yg miss kau. aku x sgt la. haha ;p

Jai Rahman
nope2 its a lie syg!

Malik Malyque Mahmud
dh2...aq miss sume org, hahaa~

. . .

SMS:

Baim
Ni baim..aq nk..t0l0n cpt sikit..send n0 t0pup kt n0 ni..apy besday

Paling Unexpected-#2-Wisher:

On my Facebook wall:

Fernando Torresl
(Faris Tawi)
happy bday!

Paling ANONYMOUS

SMSes:

Maliq2. Hepy bday 2 u dEar frenz!
*you're my #1 wisher so better tell me who you are*

. . .

Hepi bday malik!

*sila tuntut wishes anda*


...and to the other wishes I didn't publish *entah berapa orang yang wish, I lost count at 40+*; it's not that I don't love you guys...it's just that your wishes weren't capub enough to be worth publishing *no offence but blogs need publicity, kalau tak orang tak baca*. Meant this to be posted earlier but I was busy *kepala otak kau busy, ngah cuti sem busy mende*. So yeah, just wanted to say thank you to everyone...you guys definitely made my day~ =)

Summer Semester

Out of nowhere, my student profile is available in English...finally I can understand!

GENERAL BIOCHEMISTRY	3	Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu	11:45**12:45	SCIENCE HALL2

PRINCIPLES OF PSYCHOLOGY	3	Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu	2:15** 3:15	C5024

SELECTED PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES (FOR NON COMPUTER SCIENCE INFORMATION STUDENTS)	3	Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu	1:00** 2:00	A2125

So here's my bloody course schedule for the Summer Semester. Five days a week, three hours a day...in the freakin' hot summer afternoon. I would've preferred classes in the not so freakin' hot summer morning but we expected DotA to be filled during daily wee hours so I agreed.

This has got nothing to do with anything...it just looks cool, that's all
=)